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Here is a (as I just find it funny text) about the Canadian weather. Did I times found on the web. He describes very aptly the conditions here in the winter * g *

8th December 18:00
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours at the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a fairy tale. So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow.

9th December
When we were growing, had covered a huge, beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a better place in the world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had in my life. Was the first time in years, shoveled snow, and felt again like a little boy. Have the driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and postponed the entry returned, so I got to shovel again. What a great life!

12th December
The sun has melted all our lovely snow. What a disappointment. My neighbor says I should not worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have by the end of so much snow that I never want to see snow. I think not that that's possible. Bob is very nice - I'm glad he's our neighbor.

14th December
Snow, lovely snow! 30 cm last night. The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by blades. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I did not realize that I would have so much shoveling, but I'll be back in shape. I wish I would not huff and puff so.

15th
December 60 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a jeep.
snow tires for the wife's car and two Extra shovels.
the freezer filled. My wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. This is ridiculous, after all, we are not in Alaska.

16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on my ass when I tried to sprinkle salt. Does hurt like hell. My wife laughed for an hour. This I think was very cruel.

17th December
Still way below freezing. The roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets so as not to freeze to death. No TV. Nothing to do but stare as my wife and try not to irritate her. Think we should buy a wood stove, would but never admit. I hate it when she's right! I'm freezing to death in my own living room!

20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night! More shoveling. Has lasted all day. The shitty snow plow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel. But they said they had no time because they have to play hockey. I think they're lying. Wanted to buy a snow blower at the hardware store. They had no more. Might have another shipment in March pure. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city do it and bill me. I believe that he is lying.

22nd December
Bob was right about a white Christmas, because tonight is still fallen by 30 inches of the white stuff and it's so cold that it will not melt till August. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to pee. When I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried for the rest of the winter to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck, but he says he has to do too much. I believe that the lying wanker.

23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees. My wife wanted me to today's house decorate. Is that crazy? I do not have time - I must BLADES! Why did she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying.

24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed so hard that I broke the shovel. I thought a heart attack. If I ever catch the ass who drives the snow plow, I put it on his eggs in the snow. I know full well that he'm hiding behind the corner and wait until I finished blades. And then crashed down he comes with 150km / h the road and throws snow all over the place, where I was. Last night my wife wanted me to Christmas sing and open our presents, but I had no time. Watching for the snowplow stop.

25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 more inches of the white shit. Snowed. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow! Then the snowplow driver came by and asked for a donation. I gave him my shovel over his head. My wife says I have bad manners. I think she is an idiot. If I hear one more time Petry has, I will kill her.

26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we move here? It was all HER idea. It is really getting on my nerves.

27th December
temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes are frozen.

28th December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed. THE OLD
drives me crazy!

29th Once
December 30 centimeters. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave
. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I actually
?

30th December
The roof has collapsed. The snow plow driver sued me
to $ 50,000 in damages. My wife has moved in with her mother. 25 cm predicted.

31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. No more blades.

8th January
I'm fine. I love those little pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

Labrador City, a snow blower on the Trans Canada Highway!